out of the mouths of babes {june}

Nanny: "Did you have a lovely time at the seaside?"

beautiful boy: "Yes I did."

Nanny: "Did you go in the sea?"

beautiful boy: "Yes I did."

Nanny: "And did you get very wet?"

beautiful boy: "Yes Nanny, I did. I fell in."

Nanny: "Oh dear, was it very cold?"

beautiful boy: "Yes it was. But Mummy was my hero and saved me."

beautiful boy: "Did you know you water flowers and they grow?"

Mummy: "I did. Plants are very clever like that."

beautiful boy: "That is why I go in the bath. So I grow big."

Mummy: "Quick come and look at these ducks out of the window."

beautiful boy: "But Mummy the window is too glassy for me to look out."

"Don't call Daddy, Richard. His name's Daddy. And he's my favourite boy."

Mummy: "What does a cat say?"

beautiful girl: "Meow."

Mummy: "Good girl."

beautiful boy: "What does the lion say?"

beautiful girl: "Meow."

beautiful boy: "No. It says ROAR!"

Mummy: "Can you say roar?"

beautiful girl: "Roar."

Mummy: "And what does a cow say?"

beautiful girl: "Jeepers."

beautiful boy: "Do you know which planet is the biggest Mummy?"

Mummy: "No I don't, because I'm not as clever as you."

beautiful boy: "Oh dear, but you are my bestest girl in the whole wild world."

Daddy: "Will you stop banging your cutlery please?"

beautiful boy: "I'm not banging my cutlery Daddy, I'm just banging my fork and spoon."

beautiful boy: "We are all dinosaurs. You are a mummysaurus."

Mummy: "Am I? And what are you?"

beautiful boy: "I'm a [beautiful boy]asaurus."

Mummy: "And is your sister a [beautiful girl]asaurus."

beautiful boy: "No she's a mastodon."

Mummy: "Is she? And what's a mastodon?"

beautiful boy: "It's like a hairy, stinky elephant."

talking about a new soft toy

beautiful boy: "This friend is called Larry."

Mummy: "Yes, Larry the lizard."

beautiful boy: "But Mummy, where is his wizard hat?"

"Uncle Matt is going to the airport. It's an aeroplane station."

beautiful boy: "Don't eat that grape Mummy."

Mummy: "I'm afraid it's too late."

beautiful boy: "No it's not, it's not dark outside yet."