out of the mouths of babes {may}

Mummy: "Come on, eat up your dinner so you grow big and strong."

beautiful boy: "I will have big jeans like Daddy."

while watching Happy Feet (a film full of penguins)

beautiful girl: "Duck. Duck. Duck."

Mummy: "No sweetheart, not duck. Penguin."

beautiful girl: "Duck."

Mummy: "Can you say penguin?"

after a long pause

beautiful girl: "Duck duck."

beautiful boy: "I'm poorly Mummy."

Mummy: "Oh no. Do you need a big cuddle."

beautiful boy: "Yes. And I need some medicine to feel me better."

Mummy: "Shall we get some lunch?"

beautiful girl: "Chocat?"

"Oh Mummy, there are so many planets on the Earth. Shall we go to the moon first?"

"I want to go outside with my feet I do."

beautiful boy: "Are you happy Mummy?"

Mummy: "Yes I am."

beautiful boy: "Well can you be happy with your teeth?"

beautiful boy: "I don't feel very well."

Mummy: "Oh no, what's wrong?"

beautiful boy: "I'm not quite sure. But it's making me feel very sad."

Mummy: "Oh dear. Well would a cuddle make you feel better?"

beautiful boy: "No. It wouldn't. But a kids would work."

talking to some old ladies while we were in a queue in a shop

Old Lady 1: "Oh isn't he handsome?"

Mummy: "Yes, we certainly think so."

Old Lady 2: "What's your name?"

beautiful boy: "[beautiful boy]"

Old Lady 2: "Well thats a lovely name, isn't it?"

beautiful boy: "Yes it is. What's your name?"

Old Lady 2: "Well I'm Milly and this is Trish."

beautiful boy: "Hello Milly and Trish."

Old Lady 1: "Oh he just charming."

Mummy: "Haha, yes, he has his moments."

we moved forward in the queue a bit

beautiful boy: "See you soon Milly and Trish. Have a nice day."

Old Lady 2: "Thank-you [beautiful boy]. And you too."

beautiful boy: "Mummy? Are those girls going to come for lunch with us?"

… Cue much giggling from said "girls". He made their day!