out of the mouths of babes {april}

Mummy: "What ARE you doing?"

beautiful boy: "I'm being a bit mental."

as we pulled into a motorway services:

"We've made it to the weewee station we have."

Princess Anna: "Can I say something crazy?"

Prince Hans: "I love crazy."

beautiful boy: "I love crazy too."

beautiful boy: "I am going to go to Hong Kong."

Mummy: "No you're not sweetheart. Nanny and Pops are going to Hong Kong."

beautiful boy: "No, I am. And I'm going to swim all the way."

after doing a wee...

Mummy: "Right, now shake."

beautiful boy: "Shake it off, shake it off,

shake it off, shake it off,

oh woah oh,

shake it off, shake it off,

shake it off, shake it off,

oh woah oh,

and it's hard to dance

with the devil on your back,

so shake it off,

oh woah oh."

(He's clearly a Florence and The Machine fan. He sings this every. single. time he goes for a wee.)

beautiful boy: "There. I ate my cracker. Can I have a Pringle now?"

Mummy: "No. I said you had to eat ALL of the cracker. You've only eaten one bite."

beautiful boy: "But I really want a Pringle."

Mummy: "Well then you need to eat all of your cracker."

beautiful boy: "No I don't need to. Because I don't want to."

Mummy: "Well then there will be no Pringle will there?"

beautiful boy: "URGH! You are getting on my nerves now Mummy."

Daddy: "Do you want to go to Nanny and Pops' or come to the pub with me?"

beautiful boy: "What's a pub?"

Mummy: "It somewhere where Daddy will drink beer and hang with his friends."

beautiful boy: "I want to hang with Daddy."

Daddy: "What would you like to watch on the Xbox?"

beautiful boy: "Nothing. We are sleeping. And boys can't sleep if they're watching Xbox."

Daddy: "Oh okay then. I'll watch what I want to then."

beautiful boy: "No Daddy. We need it off so we can sleep in quiet and peace."

"It's slippery, slimey soap Mummy, so I'm going to call it sloap."