out of the mouths of babes {march}

Mummy: "Would you look at your sister. She's swimming like a fish."

beautiful boy: "No she's too big to be a fish. She's like a whale."

Mummy: "Where is your towel?"

beautiful boy: "I left it in the bathroom."

Mummy: "Well I think maybe we should put it away."

beautiful boy: "No Mummy. Don't. How could I ever be happy without it?"

beautiful boy: "Mummy, I need a weewee."

Mummy: "We'll be home in a minute and then you can go."

beautiful boy: "No. It's okay Mummy. I want to wee behind a big tree."

Uncle Matt: "Have you ever seen a dinosaur?"

beautiful boy: "No. Not yet."

Uncle Matt: "No, me either."

beautiful boy: "We should go on a dinosaur adventure Uncle Matt."

while sitting at the table at Nanny and Pops' house while they were away:

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5. There are five of us. But 6 and 7 are on holiday."

"Twinkle twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are.

Up above the world so high

Like a diamond in the sky.

Now I know my ABC

Next time won't you...

... Oh no, I missed it!"

Nanny: "Did you do a bottom burp?"

beautiful boy: "No Nanny. Not yet."

(a little later on)

Nanny: "Are you sure you didn't do a bottom burp?"

beautiful boy: "No Nanny. Here's my bottom. It's in my jeans."

(pulls jeans and pants down to flash his bottom)

"It's the best bottom I've ever seen."

Mummy: "What do you think we should call your sister's new doll?"

beautiful boy: "Ummm, Lick is a good name."

Mummy: "Uhhh, I'm not too sure about that one."

beautiful boy: "Or Mr Bumblebee."

beautiful boy: "Mummy I really need a cuddle."

Mummy: "Are you okay?"

beautiful boy: "No. I've got sneezes in my nose."

Mummy: "Oh no."

beautiful boy: "I need you to rock me like a baby."

beautiful boy: "Darcy and Wentworth [our cats] are going to go to Sainsbury's."

Mummy: "Are they?"

beautiful boy: "Yes they are. They are going to buy us all some clothes."

beautiful boy: "Daddy, I've got a mouthlash."

Daddy: "A mouthlash? Don't you mean an eyelash?"

beautiful boy: "No because its in my mouth."

Mummy: "Are you going to finish your breakfast?"

beautiful boy: "No. I'm going to give it to the cats."

Mummy: "I'm pretty sure that cats don't really eat toast."

beautiful boy: "They do. I just need to chop it up really small."

when the sun went behind a cloud:

"The sun has gone to get some more petrol."

beautiful boy: "I'm wearing my funny ears."

Mummy: "It's bunny, not funny, sweetheart!"

beautiful boy: "No they are funnies. And they eat carrots."

Mummy: "No, we say bunny. They are BUNNIES."

beautiful boy: "No Mummy. It's a rabbit."

beautiful boy: "One...?"

beautiful girl: "Two."

beautiful boy: "Three...?"

beautiful girl: "Three."

beautiful boy: "Oh no. That's not right at all."