out of the mouths of babes {february}

beautiful boy: "Are you going swimming Mummy?"

Mummy: "Yes I am."

beautiful boy: "Right then, I need a cuddle and kiss, right now."

Nanny: "Do you need the toilet?"

beautiful boy: "I'm sorry Nanny. I'm just too busy."

Mummy: "Come and get your dinner."

beautiful boy: "This isn't dinner, this is lunch."

Mummy: "No it's dinner time. You're having food that you normally have at lunch time. But it's still dinner."

beautiful boy: "No it is lunch. This is my lunch plate."

Mummy: "Did you have a good nap?"

beautiful boy: "Not yet."

Mummy: "Not yet?"

beautiful boy: "No. I'm still sleepy."

"Mummy is going to go out on her broomstick."

(Charming!!!)

"I love my cowboy bed, Cowboy Mummy."

While we were all sat in the car:

beautiful boy: "Daddy, what is that?"

Daddy: "That's Tesco."

beautiful boy: "Yes, it is."

beautiful boy: "Mummy?"

Mummy: "Yes?"

beautiful boy: "That is Tesco over there."

"I don't like risotto. I just want rice for dinner."

"Mmmm, pink juice tastes delicious in a grown up glass."

Mummy: "Please do not push your sister. It's not very kind and it could hurt her."

beautiful boy: "But Mummy, she really hurt my sock."

"I feel poorly Mummy. I need some medicine. (Brief pause while I administer said medicine.) No, I need more Mummy. I don't feel any better."