out of the mouths of babes {december}

beautiful boy: "Oh no, where's my milk? I left it in the lounge."

Mummy: "No you didn't, it's right here."

beautiful boy: "Oh yes, so it is. Phew!"

"Go in the kitchen Daddy. You are being too naughty."

Mummy: "Do you remember what we're doing today?"

beautiful boy: "We're going to see Father Christmas. In a car park."

Mummy: "No lovely, not a car park. Just in a park."

beautiful boy: "No in a car park, with his sleigh."

"Put my milk in the fridge now... NOW! You are being a bit naughty Mummy."

beautiful boy: "Are you ready Mummy? You're going to be a horse and I'm going to be a donkey. Are you ready?"

Mummy: "What are you talking about? What do I have to do?"

beautiful boy: "You be a horse. And then we sing."

Mummy: "We sing?"

beautiful boy: "Yes. We sing songs in Hairspray. Ready? GO! Sing with me Mummy."

(I still have no idea what he was on about!)

"I can't swim like a whale. I can't swim like a whale. I can't swim like a whale. I. CAN'T. SWIM. LIKE. A. WHALE.... I'm going to swim like a goldy-fish. That's what I'll do."

Nanny: "Is that nice hot chocolate?"

beautiful boy: "No, it's warm chocolate Nanny."

Pops: "Did you have fun at Freeport today?"

beautiful boy: "Yes, it went free, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."

"It's very dark. The moon has gone to sleep behind a cloud."

"Roar Darcy roar! (Pause while he waited for Darcy to roar.) You're not very scary."

(while playing with his play kitchen)

Daddy: "What are you making?"

beautiful boy: "A noise."

Mummy: "What animals do you think you'll see at the farm?"

beautiful boy: "Chickens?"

Mummy: "Yes. What else?"

beautiful boy: "Not elephants and horses."

Mummy: "No. Definitely no elephants."

beautiful boy: "But maybe cows."

Mummy: "You just burped, what do you need to say?"

beautiful boy: "Oh no! Not again!"

Mummy: "I meant 'Pardon me' but never mind."

beautiful boy: "Okay then. Pardon me but never mind."

"I am NOT very happy with you Daddy!"