out of the mouths of babes {november}

"I need a wee wee. And fast!"

"Ahhhhhh, MUMMY! I need to hold your hand."

(holds hand)

"Phew, that was a close one."

beautiful boy: "I drunk the water in the swimming pool."

Mummy: "Oh no, that wasn't a very good idea, was it?"

beautiful boy: "No it wasn't."

Mummy: "Did it taste funny?"

beautiful boy: "No Mummy... It wasn't funny at all."

Nanny: "Did you have fun swimming with Mummy?"

beautiful boy: "It was divine."

at lunch time after he finished his food

beautiful boy: "I'd like something else now please."

Mummy: "Okay, what would you like?"

beautiful boy: "Ummmmmmmmm."

Mummy: "Would you like a breadstick?

beautiful boy: "No I've had enough breadstick."

Mummy: "How about a cracker?"

beautiful boy: "No I'm full up of cracker."

Mummy: "Okay, so are you sure you want something else? Are you full up?"

beautiful boy: "Ummmmm?"

Mummy: "Shall we leave the table?"

beautiful boy: "I'm not full up Mummy."

Mummy: "You're not?"

beautiful boy: "No. I'm not full up of grapes."

Mummy: "So would you like some more grapes then?"

beautiful boy: "Oooh, yes please Mummy."

Mummy: "Come here so I can take your t-shirt off."

beautiful boy: "No Mummy. It's not happening!"

Mummy: "What's not happening?"

beautiful boy: "My t-shirt. It stays on!"

"You are putting me back together again."

he says this whenever we get him dressed

"You are the bestest mummy."

(such a charmer!)

Mummy: "What colour is your hair?"

beautiful boy: "Blonde."

Mummy: "What colour is my hair?"

beautiful boy: "Blonde."

Mummy: "What colour is Daddy's hair?"

beautiful boy: "Brown. No. Dark brown."

Mummy: "Oooh, good one. It is dark brown. What colour is Nanny's hair?"

beautiful boy: "Ummmmm, it's yellow. Like mine. No, blonde."

Mummy: "What colour is Pops hair?"

beautiful boy: "GREY!!!! Just like Wentworth."

"Oh dear. That's so funny. I make myself laugh."

beautiful boy: "I'm going to cut your hair Mummy."

Mummy: "No you're not."

beautiful boy: "Later?"

Mummy: "No, not later."

beautiful boy: "Soon?"

Mummy: "No. Never."

beautiful boy: "Mummy? I'm going to brush your hair?"

Mummy: "Okay, yes. You can brush my hair."

beautiful boy: "With the scissors."

Daddy: "Right, Daddy's got to go to the toilet now."

beautiful boy: "You're going to squeeze a poo and then flush it."

(Daddy nearly falls over laughing.)

"You're my bestest girl in the world that I even seened."

(said to his mama - little cutie!)

"Bye bye swings. Bye bye slide. Bye bye roundabout. See you another day. We're going home for lunch."