I've done my chores Mum! Can I get juice and a biscuit now?
Mummy how many times do I have to tell you, pick your hair up!
Um...mummy where is the fun in this new toy you keep telling me about?
Mummy - you've missed a bit!
They bought me this so I earn my keep around the house
Mummy I left no trace of biscuit...am I allowed another now?
The key to good parenting - start as you mean to go on
'Mummy I know you said you would get me a mini hoover so I could help but I didn't think you'd leave me to do it all whilst you sat on the computer!'
I hope you are paying me for this - you know I charge £20 an hour!
Mummy, you know that paper stuff you use to buy things with? Well, it makes great confetti buy don't worry I've hoovered it up already.
MMMMM, I reckon I could probably eat this
Ah... Mum I think I found the hamster...
Mummy are you sure this is a toy?
This is it I am contacting the Union to negotiate better pocket money - I didn't sign up for this !
You are asking me to do what?
I've done my chores Mum! Can I get juice and a biscuit now?
ReplyDeleteMummy how many times do I have to tell you, pick your hair up!
ReplyDeleteUm...mummy where is the fun in this new toy you keep telling me about?
ReplyDeleteMummy - you've missed a bit!
ReplyDeleteThey bought me this so I earn my keep around the house
ReplyDeleteMummy I left no trace of biscuit...am I allowed another now?
ReplyDeleteThe key to good parenting - start as you mean to go on
ReplyDelete'Mummy I know you said you would get me a mini hoover so I could help but I didn't think you'd leave me to do it all whilst you sat on the computer!'
ReplyDeleteI hope you are paying me for this - you know I charge £20 an hour!
ReplyDeleteMummy, you know that paper stuff you use to buy things with? Well, it makes great confetti buy don't worry I've hoovered it up already.
ReplyDeleteMMMMM, I reckon I could probably eat this
ReplyDeleteAh... Mum I think I found the hamster...
ReplyDeleteMummy are you sure this is a toy?
ReplyDeleteThis is it I am contacting the Union to negotiate better pocket money - I didn't sign up for this !
ReplyDeleteYou are asking me to do what?
ReplyDelete