" Hi Darcy! I didn't know you liked blues music. And so for my next harmonica solo...."
"Ok ok Kitty I'm trying to bite through this tube, but I really don't think there's a mouse hiding inside."
You see, i'm going to chew this to shreds then blame you Mr Kitty!
'I can do what I like in front of you cat as you can't tell me not to and if I want to eat the toilet roll then I will'
Kitty waits patiently for his turn....
Humans have all the fun round here, it's just not fair!
"It may look yummy but it really isn't! I swear! Stop looking at me that way kitty!"
Right pussy, that's my dinner sorted, what are you having?
"A balanced diet is the key,and a bit of variety, this toilet roll is yummy, I wonder what cat tastes like!"
Ok Kitty, I'm just wetting the tube so that we can stick the pine cone on and make you that toy you wanted, K?
'Kid you need to expand your horizons...may I suggest some meaty chunks in gravy ?'
I am sooo blaming this mess on you Cat. Ain't nothing you can do about it!
When Mummy asks, "Who did this?" I'm just gonna burst into tears and point at you. Who's she going to believe?
This isnt working as I planned....I still cant get your fluff out of my mouth!
Don't get comfortable Kitty, you're next!
Honestly it wasn't me, it was the cat.
" Hi Darcy! I didn't know you liked blues music. And so for my next harmonica solo...."
ReplyDelete"Ok ok Kitty I'm trying to bite through this tube, but I really don't think there's a mouse hiding inside."
ReplyDeleteYou see, i'm going to chew this to shreds then blame you Mr Kitty!
ReplyDelete'I can do what I like in front of you cat as you can't tell me not to and if I want to eat the toilet roll then I will'
ReplyDeleteKitty waits patiently for his turn....
ReplyDeleteHumans have all the fun round here, it's just not fair!
ReplyDelete"It may look yummy but it really isn't! I swear! Stop looking at me that way kitty!"
ReplyDeleteRight pussy, that's my dinner sorted, what are you having?
ReplyDelete"A balanced diet is the key,and a bit of variety, this toilet roll is yummy, I wonder what cat tastes like!"
ReplyDeleteOk Kitty, I'm just wetting the tube so that we can stick the pine cone on and make you that toy you wanted, K?
ReplyDelete'Kid you need to expand your horizons...may I suggest some meaty chunks in gravy ?'
ReplyDeleteI am sooo blaming this mess on you Cat. Ain't nothing you can do about it!
ReplyDeleteWhen Mummy asks, "Who did this?" I'm just gonna burst into tears and point at you. Who's she going to believe?
ReplyDeleteThis isnt working as I planned....I still cant get your fluff out of my mouth!
ReplyDeleteDon't get comfortable Kitty, you're next!
ReplyDeleteHonestly it wasn't me, it was the cat.
ReplyDelete